The Cheesiest Veggie in the World

When Mr. and Mrs. know-it-all were talking about the cheesiest veggie in the world, the son just had to get involved.
Mr. know-it-all: There was a law passed in the courts allowing schools to categorize pizza as a veggie.
Mrs. know-it-all: I hope our son Sgt. Pepper doesn't find out :( !
Sgt. Pepper: WWHHHHAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!
Mr.and Mrs. Know-it-all: OH NNOO!!!
Sgt Pepper: WWWHHHAAATTT! Now they're feeding me a veggie every Friday!?! OH GREAT!!!
Mrs. know-it-all: It's a good thing for you because of your eating habits.
Sgt. Pepper: I don't eat that bad!!!!!
Mrs. know-it-all: Well, what veggies do you eat?
Sgt. Pepper: PIZZA! EVERY FRIDAY!!


And that's when they all went back to doing what they were doing...